Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste….
Going to the toy store, pressing the ‘TRY ME’ button on a toy and it wont stop…So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards…it’s actually about a magical boat that saves people.
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
dearscience:

Tea Plantation / Plantation de thé (by Sylvain Boitel)

dearscience:

Tea Plantation / Plantation de thé (by Sylvain Boitel)

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

Every day. Every damn day.

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

Every day. Every damn day.

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected?
vinegaria:

Cleopatra.

vinegaria:

Cleopatra.

No officer, my speech isn’t slurred. I’m just talking in cursive.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.