Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste….
Going to the toy store, pressing the ‘TRY ME’ button on a toy and it wont stop…So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards…it’s actually about a magical boat that saves people.
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected?
No officer, my speech isn’t slurred. I’m just talking in cursive.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.